Tag: Bard of Pynn's Brook

THE BARD’S COVID-19 UPDATE

LAME DUCK UPDATE (COVID-19) Ball has ballsed the Muskrat Falls And all he’s called’s on stall. He now appalls the Covid call An obscene photo-op to trawl. Do you believe his words at...

HOW THE BARD SEES TWENTY TWENTY

TWENTY TWENTY Our eyesight norm sees twenty-twenty, Of resources, we have plenty-plenty, Yet myopic Pols in spendthrift form Now view the till on empty-empty: Link power a software-fatigue tale, Bad vibrations! Ferries fail to sail, FooteBall games....

WHO STOLE THE CASH? BARD ASKS.

THREE MILLION VIEWS (Gnarley Blog) Three million views to look at ruse That politicians bid, And thirty million spent on hues Surrounding tale sordid Of project built to stroke conceit In cost and schedule skid; But few clues in verbal chews On venality...

ELECTION – JUST ANOTHER PUMP AND DUMP?

CONTACTS COUNT        (A shoo-in) As President and CFO In penny-stock promotion: Of pump and dump, and shady guys - Mr. Dicks can’t recall a portion. If, he's Government elect, With experience and...

BARD’S QUESTION FOR THE AGING MASSES

WHEN FEEBLE COMES A question for the aging masses: When feeble comes, Who’ll wipe our arses? In this time of smartphone fret And fixation on the internet, If wiping can’t be done by app. Or swiping screen to find...

HEAT WARNING! (From the Bard)

HEAT WARNING! (Alert issued by Environment Canada for Humber Valley, July 17, 2018) The sun now shines in Newfoundland, Two-months of summer is at hand Where many move at...

THE BARD ON BULLIES IN THE LEGISLATURE

HILLBULLYS  Pre-school kids could replace the Assembly on the Hill: A childlike raucous racket, big hum in air to fill. Loud bickering and bullying that does little to instill Confidence in ...

BLOG NEWS: BARD MAKES BLOGGER BLUSH

BLOG DUES Two million pageviews! Now that’s Blog news, As Uncle Gnarley tries to clue The uninformed and unenlightened On NL matters, with a bite in. One of few that truth pursues On hidden...