John Tuach

THE BARD ON THE “LET ‘ER RIP” COVID CROWD

LET ‘ER RIP The antivaccine and open-up crowd And anti-mask brigades Where egoed leaders lunacy lead Ignore the Covid threat Creating catastrophe for mankind. The virus mutates aggressively And seriously afflict the mind. Long lasting harm...

EVERY DAY ALL-FOOLS DAY

ALL-FOOLS DAY  The world is run by egoed fools That let covirus spread In planes and boats, around the globe. For cash, they cancelled dread. But dread it is, and many dead...

THE BARD’S COVID-19 UPDATE

LAME DUCK UPDATE (COVID-19) Ball has ballsed the Muskrat Falls And all he’s called’s on stall. He now appalls the Covid call An obscene photo-op to trawl. Do you believe his words at...

THE CHEAP SEAT CATASTROPHE

THE CHEAP SEAT CATASTROPHE Cruise lines, bus lines, train lines AIRLINES Move us round like canned sardines. They sit us down in tiny seats With bodies bound, cheek to cheek To share the air tween...

THE BARD’S THOUGHTS ON COVID-19

THE REAPER HEWS (The Pale Horse) Scourges stalk the human race, Unheralded, unseen, The Reaper hews - no coup de grace, Messy and obscene. The virus grows and many dread, Few ICU nor cure, And stealthily,...

HOW THE BARD SEES TWENTY TWENTY

TWENTY TWENTY Our eyesight norm sees twenty-twenty, Of resources, we have plenty-plenty, Yet myopic Pols in spendthrift form Now view the till on empty-empty: Link power a software-fatigue tale, Bad vibrations! Ferries fail to sail, FooteBall games....

VULTURES SIGHTING AN OMEN, SAYS THE BARD

VULTURES (A Turkey Vulture (bird) was seen by local birders on Roche Street, St. John’s, on Nov.05. Seen again in flight on Nov. 10 - last seen...

WHO STOLE THE CASH? BARD ASKS.

THREE MILLION VIEWS (Gnarley Blog) Three million views to look at ruse That politicians bid, And thirty million spent on hues Surrounding tale sordid Of project built to stroke conceit In cost and schedule skid; But few clues in verbal chews On venality...