Our dam nation continues amidst all the prattle
Faced yet again! That dam custody battle
The turbulent Churchy Rivers, is the subject of care
He can light up a room with power to spare
Papa Quebec and Momma NL, both confess
They lust for the child, a cash prodigy, no less
It’s time to review the current arrangement
The surge of which has caused much derangement
“Hurry now, let bygones be gone, don’t curse”
Says Uncle Fed, as he opens his purse
Wires are crossed, over past alimony
Momma can’t afford a big stick boloney
Don’t mention the windfall Papa hoards for support
She gets the Old Hag and a plantar’s wart
The care of proud Churchy can’t fairly be shared
“Momma” the feds whisper “is maternally impaired”
She rants and she moans, glitching for fights
But accepts, she must, just visiting rights
Oh! her wisdom will be flattered till she is full
“nation building…and pride” and related bull
International capital, no where to be seen
“Don’t tell the Newfoundlanders”, another Canadian scheme